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Sudan - Teddy Bear Prick Nicked (Now Released) |
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Written by Carey Hunt
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Monday, 03 December 2007 |
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Pat Mashants, the British Dustman imprisoned in Sudan for fixing a teddy bear named Muhammad to the front of his truck, has been released. Mr Mashants said this morning, "I've been in Sudan for only four months and I've never seen such ingratitude. You'd think these towel-heads would be glad that someone was willing to come over here and clean the shit from off of their streets, but no.
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Mystery Royal in Two-In-a-Bed Sex Shocker |
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Written by Carey Hunt
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Tuesday, 27 November 2007 |
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The British Royal Family was thrown into disarray yesterday when allegations came to light of one of its ‘prominent members’ being involved in a two-in-a-bed sex scandal. The senior figure, whose identity has not yet been disclosed, was alleged to have taken almost twice the recommended dose of a well-known over the counter flu remedy before retiring with his wife as normal on Tuesday evening. Royal aides then became suspicious after hearing ‘strange noises’, and used a master key to gain entry to the room, where he was apparently taking part in a sexual act with his wife.
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2.5m Environmental Campaigners’ Details Lost |
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Written by Carey Hunt
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Tuesday, 27 November 2007 |
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2.5m Environmental Campaigners’ Details Lost In a shock revelation set to deepen the current crisis over data security in government departments, the Minister for Scapegoating, Alistair Luvvie, admitted that the personal details of over 2.5 million environmental campaigners were lost over the weekend. The Government Department of Information Classification & Security (DICS) admitted last night that police had been contacted after a ‘Pen-Drive’ computer storage device was noticed missing and were looking into the circumstances of its loss.
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