Ageing pop tart Madonna has followed her faith to Israel to attend a Kabblahblah conference.

Famously known as Madge, the queen of pop has requested to be referred to by the less glamorous Hebrew name Esther Goldtitz on her special trip.

Brought up a Roman Catholic, Madonna began practising the Jewish form of mysticism back in the 90s,long before it became a celebrity trend.

Madge became disillusioned with Catholism after an arduous retreat to Craggy Island off the West coast of Ireland where she planned to perform a dance version of "my lovely horse" and participate in the "kick Bishop Brennan up the arse" ceremony but was famously snubbed and only offered a cup of tea by a Mrs Doyle.