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Evil Lair Project Goes Live |
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Written by Editor
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Friday, 16 April 2010 |
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"They want terrorism, they've got it", former Icelandic Prime Minister Geir Haarde said today from his lair in in a very recently hollowed out volcano. "How much has shutting down your airspace cost you now Mr Brown?" Stroking a fluffy white cat, Mr Haarde added "Bwahahahahahahaha!"
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Breakthrough in Human Weapons Technology |
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Written by Editor
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Wednesday, 09 September 2009 |
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 An article in the New Scientist magazine has spawned a new top-secret MOD project designed to produce a new breed of soldiers. Project Black Knight has been given the formal go-ahead after research into producing farm animals with lowered pain sensitivity yielded positive results.
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Written by Vick Synex
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Monday, 24 August 2009 |
 The political establishment was rocked to the core today after an SNP plan to declare war on the US was leaked.
Justice Minister Kenny MacAaskill's decision to release Lockerbie bomber Abdulbessat Ali Al Megrahi on compassionate grounds was part of an overall strategy to revolutionise the Scottish economy and infrastructure. A source told us "The idea was we would pick a fight with the United States and endeavor to escalate it into a full blown conflict. The US are so notoriously trigger happy and disposed to regime change that we felt it wouldn't take much poking to end up with bomber raids flattening key parts of the country. As a cover we also leaked that the low mortality rates in Govan and such places were due to side effects of huge stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in the locations. We get a two for one deal here - run down areas get wiped out and so does much of the countries' welfare budget."
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